I won my first real six-string...

Here it is. The almost famous air guitar contest, held in the Netherlands, April 2004. Behold the only known digital photo of the elusive pink bunny in the process of earning his Gibson SG electric beat-your-face-mo-fo guitar. The proof of his mystical, rarely seen performing powers. There was never a doubt.

*Performed to "I Believe In a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness.
**Note the wee lad in the shopping cart choking on intensity.

For historic reference and factual information: It wasn't as straightforward as it may have sounded above. After ripping through the first song, and after the judges final decision, there was a tie in talent. Cottontail was forced to square-off with a good friend (and Superhero band member), Thom, in a test of fortitude, integrity, and might to see who had the right stuff to swipe the strings. If any one factor could test the magik rabbit, it was the experience that would be summoned from the sweaty palms of Thom's beastly manhands. Instead of battling, the two elite juggernauts joined forces and let "Shout of the Devil" make up the judges minds. They both rode off into the Dutch sunset with shiny, new axes.