Any ideas?

In trying to build and maintain an interesting weblog (not necessarily decent though), I've searched for "tweaks" to make my page easier to view. I do not want it to become so over-did that people take me for a joke. Wait a minute... No, that's fine. Take me for a joke. What you don't realize is that I'm your father. Anyway, come back, read, learn how to be skeptical and brainwashproof, and laugh 'til your nuts hurt.

Some of the recent tweaks are:

• Hide/show comments. Now you don't have to open a separate page to view other comments people have posted. Waste of time. If you want to mess with me, just click the "comments" link, then "post a comment".
• Polls.
• Audioblogger. You'll literally hear me b1tching every now and then with new audio posts. Although I feel this would be more useful whilst traveling.

If you have any other great ideas for me, you now know the procedure.